Li’l Tubby In-Action Figure

While your Gi-Joes are out fighting for freedom, Li’l Tubby attacks the local fair like a flabby hurricane. The corn dog / ice cream stand never knew what hit it.
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The Aliens Have Landed, and All They Want is a Job in the Food Service Industry

I think I have figured it out. Aliens are not interested in (or not capable of) taking over the Earth. Instead, they have decided to enter the food service industry, climb the ladder to success, then kick back and enjoy their piece of the good life. Don’t believe me? Consider the following:

L’il Suckers Keep Your Beer Secure While You Drive

Whether your drinkin’ on the road or on the water, the L’il Sucker will keep your beverage secure (and cold) thanks to a suction cup base that will stick just about anywhere. Naturally, these are intended for non-alcoholic beverages when used in a vehicle, but there is probably more than one drunk out there that [...]