
If someone were to stick a USB device into your computer that can automatically detect pornographic images, what would they find? Apparently, Paraben’s thumb drive can do just that.
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If someone were to stick a USB device into your computer that can automatically detect pornographic images, what would they find? Apparently, Paraben’s thumb drive can do just that.

With only 1GB of storage, I wouldn’t say the Force is particularly strong with these flash drives, but they are shaped like little lightsabers. And the best part is that they actually light up when you plug ‘em in to your USB port.
Recipe for a unique USB hub: 4 USB ports, 3 LEDs, 1 cup of gas station quality crystal art, 2 cups of arcade style claw game prizes, 1/2 cup of mail order Americana sculptures, sprinkled liberally with “…whatever” and voilà! The USB 4 Port Hub with Crystal Hawk LED Light.
Product Page: ($5.99)

Chatman the talking USB emoticon (distantly related to Pac-Man) is a cute little guy that likes to throw in his two cents about conversations you might be having on any one of the major IM platforms. His eyes, ears, arms and mouth also animate while he speaks.

If you are a dentist looking for an inexpensive way to digitize and archive x-rays, this little USB-powered device might be just what you need. If you are a patient however, expect more bitching about flossing regularly, because this thing can magnify your flaws up to 50x their normal size.
Product Page ($146)

Dammit, I have 81! Not surprisingly, Thanko (everyone’s favorite Japanese purveyor of generally useless gadgetry) is behind this 80-port USB charger. Yes “USB charger” as in, it only does charging, not data transfer. So, if you live in a commune or something, everyone can charge their gadgets in one place for about $209.
You finally hit the magical 18, and with that rite of passage, you’ve earned a flash drive with 2GB of storage space for your strictly “over 18″ business. You know… a place to store your selective service records, voter registration, and marriage certificate.
Product Page: (3,200 Yen, or about $35 via Technabob)
It’s hard to stay focused on the laptop when your USB monkey lamps look like they want to beat the hell out of each other. You may have to put work on hold and let these two duke it out in a male vs. female rock em’ sock em’ primate battle royal. The loser will be unceremoniously unplugged from the USB port while hanging their LED powered head in shame. Check out an additional photo after the break.
We’ve seen a lot of USB humping and crunching toys in our day, but never all in one place. But, I suppose it’s just another window display for people living in Tokyo.
Tokyomango via Gizmodo
Why let your USB cables hang out on the floor when they could be neatly wrapped up and pleasuring an eyeball? These cable caps offer stretchable bands and bizarre sexual innuendo that will allow you to keep your USB cables under control. Choose from one of 6 bizarre but gratified looking faces to house the cable head, like the “I’ve had better” camera, the bucked-tooth printer, or the “Ooooooh that’s cold” egg. Additional designs are pictured after the break.