From CubicleBot: Remember that Stealth cat robot flash drive from the other day? Well, there’s another Nekobot flash drive from Incubot on the way, and this time its a robot we all recognize—Voltron. It’s labeled as “coming soon” with 2GB of storage and a Blazing Sword accessory. Based on the Stealth Cat, I would also expect that it will be priced at or around the $40 mark.
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From CubicleBot: Unfortunately for the Stealth Cat robot (who hails from a planet of space cats) he is woefully inadequate in both height and storage size to complete his mission of taking over the world. In fact, armies of these things have been captured by humans, torn in half and shoved in USB drives around the globe.
The Cat bot USB drive measures 3.5-inches tall and features articulated shoulders and neck.
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Bask in the serene blue glow of this desktop USB-powered boob. Is it cold in here? No, the nipple is erect because it doubles as an on/off switch. Haha…disturbing.
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Even if you don’t play guitar, you can still put the legendary Boss DS-1 distortion pedal to good use surfing the web with this brilliant USB mouse by Roland UK. This version lacks the obligatory input and output jacks for instrument cables and also has a thinner shape than the standard DS-1. The “Tone” and “Dist” knobs act as the buttons for the mouse and a scroll wheel has been built into the side. However, the limited run sold out in record time and have yet to reappear on Roland’s webstore.
Plug Blob or Flow into a USB port and their big LED eyes will start glowing. Caress them gently and they will start to wink. Touch it again, and their eyes will start blinking wildly. A third time will make it sleep.
Did..did it just have an orgasm and fall asleep?
Product Page (£35 or $50/June Pre-Order via Technabob)
Put a mini Iron Man to work storing your boring computer files with this sculpted USB drive from Tyme Machines. Although his Mark VI suit and triangular chest plate offer 4, 8 or 16 GB of space, the real question is whether it will offer the same protection and flying characteristics that Tony Stark enjoys.
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Jesus.
It’s a USB 2.0-compatible, 4-port chicken burger hub. And it actually looks pretty appetizing as you can see in the image after the break.
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This mini R2-D2 vacuum may be small, but by the look of your desktop he has a big job ahead of him. When you’re done sucking up crumbs, it’s only fitting that you empty him out into this garbage can.
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Mimoco has released their latest in the Star Wars Mimobot flash drive series with the Episode IV: A New Hope collection. The set features R2-D2, Jawa, Stormtroopers (unmasked as Skywalker or Solo) and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Capacities range from 2GB to 16GB with pricing from $30 to $90.
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Sometimes you just need to escape into the wilderness, away from the hustle and bustle of modern life. But I’m not leaving my cellphone at home…oh no…f*ck that. I’m getting a BioLite camp stove because it efficiently burns wood for cooking and it has an attached thermoelectric generator that transforms residual heat into energy.
This energy is used to power a small fan that improves combustion, but there is around 1-2 watts left over to power your gadgets through a USB port. Isn’t roughing it fun?
Product Page ($80/Available later this year via OhGizmo)
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