A Bloody Cloth Makes for the Perfect Gift
Know anyone who would enjoy a bloody cloth for Christmas? Sure you do. Give them the gift of a lifetime with this bloody cloth prop. You can’t wash it and it doesn’t serve a purpose but hey…it is on sale!
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Castanet Scissors
So let’s take a look at this offering of Castanet Scissors. They are safety scissors which do not look particularly easy to hold and make a clicking sound every time you snip. They sound difficult to use, annoying and not particularly useful. When can I get myself a pair?
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iGrowbot: The Chia Pet For Nerds
Fill the ceramic torso of iRobot with the included peat / seeds and marvel at the power of nature as he grows a grass head. Perfect for any caring, nurturing nerd with an out-of-control spending problem.
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Pewter Saltine
A gift for someone who has everything? I would put money on the fact that they do not have a Pewter Saltine. And of course they need one.
They are careful to note that the product is sold as a single cracker, if you want to make a house of saltines you will need to buy [...]
