“You the Man” Valentine’s Day Gift
For the ladies, you know who is in charge when it comes to the relationship. So why not give the man one day to think that he actually is the boss. This solid pewter paperweight showing a woman worshiping, supposedly at the feet of her man, is something he can take to the office and [...]
Valentine’s Day Toilet Paper Card
Remember that Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. If you are having a difficult time trying to find that perfect gift then maybe something as simple as this Valentine’s Day Toilet Paper Card could keep you out of the dog house. Not likely, and even less so if they ever found out what you paid [...]
Ring For Sex Bell Mixes Pleasure and Pain
Ring once if you are ready now, twice if you are in a hurry, and three times if you are desperate. You may get away with this on Valentine’s day guys, but any other day and this Ring for Sex bell could easily find itself crammed up your ass.
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Beer Mug of Blooms: Don’t Even Think About it Guys
Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away, so I am here to give the guys out there a word of advice—the beer mug of blooms is probably not the bouquet she was hoping for. On the other hand, if you were ever to get flowers for a guy, this may be the way [...]
The Love Button Makes The Easy Button Look Like Crap
According to the product page, the “Love Button” aka “The Big O” should be pressed when the “real thing is temporarily out of reach” and you are in need of some “instant relief.” Since the device will not result in an actual orgasm, I can only assume that “instant relief” is referring to those times [...]
Carmen Electra Professional Pole Kit
Valentine’s Day is coming up. If you are looking for ideas on what to get her I am offering up one more possibility here. Would you pass up any gift that included both “Carmen Electra” and “stripper pole” in it’s name?
Maybe your lady would not appreciate getting a stripper pole for Valentine’s day. I am [...]
