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mummies-vampire-checkers

It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld when the vampires take on the mummies in a checkers death match. I would have to give the edge to the mummies, I am not sure the threat of someone sucking its blood puts much fear into a mummy.

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hammer-and-stake

The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.

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vampire-werewolves-chess

If you want to pit two groups of people in a chess battle, there are none so vicious as vampires and werewolves. Both are feared by humans and both have a strong dislike for each other. The whole theme is like a game of the “Underworld” movies, although sadly I don’t see Kate Beckinsale anywhere.

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Next time a vampire shows up to suck your blood, be prepared with this Roman Catholic approved Vampire Hunters Kit. You’ll sleep easier knowing that you have some holy water and some unblessed Eucharist wafers nearby in case you need to take that bastard down in the middle of the night. However, you novice vampire hunters may find yourselves S.O.L. if you can’t read the Romanian killing instructions.

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These vampire teeth are useful for holding place cards and are not the type of things most people should steal. They can take their chances trying to hide a set of fangs on them if they choose, but I know I would never take a chance like that. Maybe that is just what the fangs want you to do so they can get you alone.

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Talking to dead people would be a lot easier if you are working with someone who has experience talking to them. And I have to think that Buffy the Vampire Slayer has more experience than your average medium. A Ouija board is actually a step removed from her average encounter. Plus, if any trouble starts with the summoned spirit you know she has your back. It doesn’t hurt that she is pretty easy on the eyes.

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Finding a nice blow up for your Alien Dracula needs can be tough. Here is a nice 40″ model that you can have at a very reasonable cost. Nothing tells your guests that they have chosen to attend the correct party like an Alien Dracula.

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