Star Wars characters re-imagined as vampires by Dan Hipp.
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IDW has made an awesome, ballsy move to rid our bookshelves of sparkly vampires and replace them with something a little more hardcore. More specifically, they are offering Twilight fans (or their boyfriends) at Comic-Con the opportunity to (steal and) trade-in any book or graphic novel in the series for a free copy of the 30 Days of Night graphic novel by Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith.
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Yeah, it’s another vampire movie—but Doctor Who nerds have a reason to be interested in the Fright Night remake.
David Tennant as vampire-killin’, (Chriss Angel-lookin’) magician Peter Vincent.
Seriously though, it looks like Tennant will steal the show—and I’m sure that the nerdy ladies will especially dig watching the shirtless Doctor in the promo after the break.
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There is one rule that no vampire may break or it’s dead to me. Alright, for the most part they’re already dead, so let’s say I will not acknowledge it’s undead existence if it breaks this rule. What’s the rule? Vampires. Do. Not. Sparkle. That’s the only thing I absolutely demand in my vampire fiction. I can go along with all sorts of alterations to traditional vampire lore like having them walk in the sun, or eat food, or enjoy a bit of garlic on their pasta, but no sparkling. I’m happy to say that Lawson does not sparkle and, in fact, is now on my list of favorite vampires.
What’s scarier than a little 2-watt speaker shaped like a vampire or a wolfman? A little 2-watt speaker shaped like Hello Kitty.
You’ve heard of vampire power right? Well, the Android platform is infecting new users daily, and its thirst is insatiable.
This 3″ limited edition vinyl figure features a rotating head and arms and a Halloween-themed window box (it also has a companion desktop wallpaper that can be downloaded for free). It will be released on Halloween day at 2pm EST.
Excuse me—Dracula is a coat rack. It would be great if this was an actual product—it would be even better if the vampire was a big cutout of Edward Cullen.
“Abraham Lincoln would never take another life. And yet he would be one of the greatest killers of the nineteenth century.”
(Warning: minor plot spoilers ahead)
After reading Seth Grahame-Smith’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, I went into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter with certain expectations. I expected it to be funny, violent and generally offensive to purists—but I was surprised to find that wasn’t entirely the case. Amidst all the absurdity, there is a serious, well-constructed story here.
If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.
They say that man is the most dangerous game of them all. So, where can the hardcore hunter go after he has paid top dollar to bag himself a human or two on an obscure island in the Pacific run by an exotic, underground hunting operation? Aliens and vampires my friend…aliens and vampires. It’s not going to be easy, but you could cut corners and simply purchase the skulls to add to your trophy collection. Your hunting buddies will never know the truth. The vampire skull is pictured after the break.
