360 Degree Mirror: Obsess From 7 Different Angles

Now you can scope out that overripe melon of yours from seven different angles. How exciting! How depressing!
The central mirror illuminates and it can be mounted with suction cups or screws.
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Lookin’ Good For Jesus

The Lookin’ Good For Jesus Mini kit features a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact.
According to the product site, looking good for Jesus will “take the edge of sinning.” Kind of like hitting on the policeman who writes you a ticket.
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