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dinky-digger-mole

This personal pleasure device has the shape of a mole which gives it a very useful attribute:  moles are used to working in the dark. It has the added benefit of being mistaken for a toy if found by those nosy kids. As expected, he stands at attention at all times.

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Not all emergency needs are ones that require a trip to the hospital. This Emergency First Aid Kit will scratch that itch that needs to be taken care of. You probably don’t want to hang it on the wall in your kitchen, though. Someone looking for a Band Aid will get more than they bargained for.

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It seems that you can find women’s sex toys everywhere. You see a few for men, but the women’s products probably outnumber them 10:1. Maybe it is just that men are not particular at all about how they reach their goal. And I am not sure they are going to be any more turned on by this vibrating little spoon-shaped thing. Maybe if they had a 30 day money back guarantee on it. I have to assume if they did then they wouldn’t even want it back, they would just send you your money. And as the site points out, it is a “great gift for friends, family and partners”.

Product Page (£17.99, about $35)