Show how much you are over your ex by dissing him/her with a certificate of virginity that says “It was so bad, it didn’t even happen”. Your rock solid certificated virginity will also help you mentally erase a one night stand, wear white at your wedding or empower you to trade in this for one of these. However, if you plan on using your virginity diploma as a pick up device to finally land a woman you can bring home to Mom, your chronic crotch scratching will identify you as a liar right off the bat.
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Are you kidding me? A Male Chastity Belt? There are a lot of things I would do to avoid having to wear this contraption. It looks nice and shiny, but other than that, keep this damn thing away from me!!
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Some girls may be slutty, some may be virgins. And a large number of them fall somewhere in between those extremes. This bubble bath is strictly for those at the extremes. Leave these in your bathroom and let your lady friend choose whichever she wants. It will certainly give you some more information, although if she is taking baths at your house the virgin bubble bath may not get a whole lot of use.
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