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Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour Gum. It is made for situations like these.
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Amazingly enough, collecting air sickness bags is a more common hobby that one might think. With the Barf Bag poster, you can finally learn what puking might be like in exotic and far away places. Remember — if you frame it, anything has class.
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From FashionablyGeek: Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend —Puke Pets can make that shirt wearable again. Just affix one of these little guys next to the stain and it will look as though the stain was part of your wacky ensemble. Sold individually or in packs of three.
Is the photo above humorous or bizarrely erotic? You be the judge.
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