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You keep booting up your system and you get nothing but the blue screen of death. Shutting it down doesn’t seem to be doing the trick, and banging on the computer case has gotten you nowhere, so the Computer Voodoo doll is your last option. Stick a few pins in and hope for the best. Because you know that reloading your OS is going to lose gigabytes of videos that you never found the time to back up.
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I don’t care if you are a Democrat or Republican, you have to he pretty disillusioned with our government. Take matters into your own hands with the Pinhead Voodoo Dolls. They have one for each party. Throw a couple pins in and see if you can straighten this government, because nothing else seems to be working.
If you choose to use your powers to better the world outside of America, there are numerous choices: Kim Jong-iL, Osama Bin Laden, Fidel Castro and plenty more. Choose wisely.
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Sure, you say that the Youdoo doll is for your girlfriend. A gift that she can customize to look like you so she won’t get lonely when you are not around. But I know better. You’re going to put your face and clothes on it then make out with it when no one is around. You sick bastard.
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