These personalized his/hers coffin vinyl wall decals can hang above your bed as a reminder in case you ever forget the way of all flesh. Of course, you’ll either be immersed in the goth lifestyle and happy to display them, or you’ll receive them as a wedding or housewarming revenge gift from someone who’s single and bitter, and from that day forward you’ll be bound by your sense of obligation to display them whenever that person comes to visit… Which would suck. If that happens you can always hope they’ll come out with a huge personalized middle finger vinyl that you could gift to that person later on, with the assurance that it has no hidden meaning.
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Although 12 of the 26 letters of the alphabet don’t have atomic symbols, the periodic table alphabet makes it possible for your budding nerd to spell his name on the wall with each letter of the alphabet at his disposal. The designers even found a place for the unassigned freak letters J, Q & W by making up elements, so needless to say, this set is not a fully accurate representation of the periodic table. You’ll want your little genius to know that before he does a science report on “Jennerium”.
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Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
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Some may say that a Victorian portrait that transforms into a zombie when you walk by may be a perfect decoration for Halloween. Screw that! I want this thing up all year round ( in the guest room ).
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Support all that the pork industry does for you with this Bacon Pennant. Wave it proudly in the meat department of your local grocery store.
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