warmer

crab-claw-butter-warmer

Apparently it isn’t enough of an insult to crustaceans to eat them for dinner, now you have to use a likeness of a crab to hold the melted butter. If seafood dipped in butter weren’t so damn tasty it might be considered a little over the top.

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doggie-warmer-cushion

There are very few comforts in this world that are as nice as a heated seat. Sit this Doggie Cushion onto the seat of your choice, plug him into a USB port and place your butt on his face. It is too bad that your comfort comes at the expense of the poor doggie, but he isn’t man’s best friend because he shies away from any way to make us happy.

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