warning

fart_barricade

Yesterday we discussed a product that informs others that you are having sex. Today we present another warning system that alerts anyone nearby that you just hit Taco Bell and, as a result, you are laying down some serious trouser thunder. Actually, the motion activated caution light is intended to embarrass others by flashing and blaring a siren along with one of 8 gross phrases when someone walks by.

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sex_in_progress

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, picking up a Sex in progress light could prove useful—especially if you have a roommate. Unfortunately, a comparable product does not exist for the single guys out there—but when a “Masturbation in Progress” sign becomes available, you will be the first to know.

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