From Fashionably Geek: While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
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From Fashionably Geek: This standard sized baseball hat is specially weighted so that the bill can be used as a handle and the cap itself as an impact weapon. Yeah, I don’t think you are going to ever see Sap Cap day at Yankee Stadium.
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The latest in Michelle Valigura’s “Concealed Weapons” lineup of plush toys comes to us in the form of Brass Knuckle Bob and Silver Knuckle Sal. Somewhere, there is a factory worker sewing a mustache on a pair of brass knuckles thinking “man, I should have gone to college.”Silver Knuckle Sal is pictured after the break.
Muggers will have to think twice before messing with someone carrying this cane. Is he going to beat me with the cane? Is he going to shoot me? Ah…stabbing. Didn’t see that coming. An additional image is available after the break.
To be honest, I stepped off the SAW bus after the first movie, so I’m not sure what happened over the course of the next 800 sequels. Still, I know a cool-ass knife when I see one, and Jigsaw’s gauntlet definitely falls in that category. Just cock the blade and pull the trigger to send it shooting out from underneath your sleeve. Additional images are available after the break.
As the enemy approaches, the sassy ninja explodes out of the darkness wearing a sequined mask and tabi boots with his LED nunchaku spinning wildly about. In a flurry of blue, red, green and violet, the color changing handles find their target—smashing flesh and bone. In a cloud of smoke and glitter, the sassy ninja disappears as quickly as he arrived.
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I have seen toy versions of the Covenant Energy Sword from Halo 3 in the past, but sissy plastic toys are for little girls and people who can make a clear distinction between right and wrong. A replica with two spectrum treated 19-inch stainless steel blades are for real men. The kind of men that don’t think before they act and send in homemade videos to the guys from Jackass.
If you are wondering, the spectrum treatment gives the metal color-changing properties that mimic the effect seen on the blade in the game. Also comes with wall plaque. Additional image after the break.
From Fashionably Geek: It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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I don’t know what scares me more—the fact that knives like these exist or the fact that they are cheap enough for just about any lunatic to purchase. At under $40, we can only hope that the blades go dull super fast. Additional versions available after the break.
With your mighty “Bow and Mallow” you can strike down your enemies with delicious, fluffy marshmallow treats. It may not be a conventional weapon, but diabetes is serious business my friend.
Features a marshmallow magazine for rapid fire fun and a range of up to 30 feet.
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