I Heart the Trebuchet
From Fashionably Geek: It’s true. I have a love for the trebuchet that just won’t quit. Although I sometimes cheat with the gun, missile and samurai sword. I’m a weapons whore ok?
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Insane Wrist Knives are Scary Cheap
I don’t know what scares me more—the fact that knives like these exist or the fact that they are cheap enough for just about any lunatic to purchase. At under $40, we can only hope that the blades go dull super fast. Additional versions available after the break.
Bow and Mallow for Campfire Marshmallow Marksmen
With your mighty “Bow and Mallow” you can strike down your enemies with delicious, fluffy marshmallow treats. It may not be a conventional weapon, but diabetes is serious business my friend.
Features a marshmallow magazine for rapid fire fun and a range of up to 30 feet.
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Shotgun Lighter: You Have the Right to Bear Arms in Flavor Country
In the flavor country constitution, the first amendment is the right to smoke anytime, anywhere. You also have the right to own guns—so long as you are smoking when you shoot them. This double barrel shotgun lighter can help you fulfill both of those requirements. Just pull the trigger and watch as a flame jumps [...]
Ninja Shuriken Ice Tray: Oh Hell Yes!
I’ll take Ninja products anyway I can get em—and if those products happen to be chilling my alcoholic beverages, that is even better. Plus, if you are attacked while sipping said beverage, you could defend yourself by chucking the Shuriken shaped ice cubes at your adversary.
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Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter: Bone Up on the Heimlich Maneuver
Pull back the plunger on this Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter, then push the release button and a small, round candy of your choosing will shoot into the air and (hopefully) land safely in your mouth. Let’s just hope someone around you is familiar with the Heimlich maneuver.
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Electric Paper Plane Launcher
What more would an elementary age kid want but an Electric Paper Airplane Launcher? Shooting planes out at 31 MPH, you may want to invest in a pair of goggles. You know it won’t be more than 5 minutes before they are using it to shoot at each other. Not even sure why they try [...]
Spiderman 3 Light-Up Pumpkin Bomb Replica Separates Nerds From Their Money
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about the Spiderman series, but not enough to spend $124.99 on what is essentially a cool-looking glowing ball. However, if you have no problem spending the cash or waiting until March of 2008 to get your hands on this thing, more power to you.
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Self Defense Cat Key Rings
These look like somewhat cute key rings, something you might find at a craft fair. It is their alternate use that is what interests me. Put a couple fingers through the eyes and you have a somewhat brass-knuckle like weapon. You catch someone with those ears and they will wish they never met you. [...]
Rhinestone Brass Knuckles: Kicking Ass With Style
These Rhinestone Brass Knuckles are perfect for a lady that likes to look hard, but with a glammed out feminine edge. Naturally, the product page specifies that these are for punching throats novelty purposes only.
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