Need to defend yourself against robbers and muggers? Try a set of diamond-ring brass knuckles, disco-light nunchucks, a gold mini crossbow or any of these other out-there armaments. Sure, they’re on the bizarre side, but that’s what makes them so effective. The bad guys’ll never see ‘em coming.
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The weapon you are looking at is more than just a Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun. It’s the ultimate, all-purpose survival tool—and your best friend in the event of a zombie invasion.
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Bacon Day is celebrated in in many places around the globe, (the international observance is on the first Monday in September) but Fayetteville, Arkansas’ version has become something of an internet sensation. That’s because past celebrations have given birth to some awesome bacon-themed creations like the BA-K-47 and the bacon AT-AT.
However, this year topped them all with a sausage-firing bacon bazooka. See it in action on That’s Nerdalicious…
Apparently tomorrow is International Pillow Fight Day. What, you didn’t know about Pillow Fight Day? Why, it’s right up there with Christmas! Mark your calendars dammit!
At any rate, if you see a guy named Matthew Borgatti weilding a pillow mace with a wild look in his eye and drool coming out of his mouth—steer clear.
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This trusty Dead Space standby weapon may not fire actual plasma rounds, but the replica does feature the signature 3-blast spot laser light when the trigger is pulled. A slightly less expensive version uses LEDs.
Arm your 12-inch action figures with highly detailed 1:6 scale .223 Mini Gun and M79 Grenade Launcher replicas. The Mini Gun features a rotating barrel and ammo box and the M79 features working break-action and a bandolier with ammo. Both guns are pictured in the gallery after the break.
These creature slingshots are hand-carved with the likeness of a bat and a bald eagle. You can almost picture Stephen Colbert with the eagle in his back pocket as a child, going all Dennis the Menace at cranky old Bill O’ Riley’s house.
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Artist Brett Graham’s “Weapons of Mass Destruction” are representations of military machines made out of steel and rubber tires. They may not be great with defending against missile strikes, but you’ll never have more traction.
And the best part is that we can get an army of Michelin Men to pilot these vehicles. When one gets taken out, you can just recycle his corpse and make another soldier.
You already know WickedLasers as the lunatics behind some of the most powerful consumer laser technology on the market (we have even been known to give their lasers away from time to time), but they may have crossed the line from laser pointer to lightsaber with their new Spyder III.
Mia Schmallenbach’s Meeting Knives set features a paring knife, a carving knife, a chef’s knife and a filleting knife tucked inside each other like a nesting doll. The proportions of each knife were determined by the Fibonacci sequence, which earns it added nerd points.
