weasel

pop the weasel doorstop

After being run over by a car, poor Pop the Weasel was scooped up and repurposed as a doorstop—adding insult to, well…more injury. Every time you open the door the pressure causes Pop’s eyeball to swell and burst out of his head.

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weasel_puke_coffee

If you gagged watching Andrew Zimmern eat weird shit like jellied moose nose and bull penis on that “Bizarre Foods” show, then grab a bucket and prepare for Weasel Puke Coffee. This “gourmet treat” from Vietnam is made from coffee beans eaten, then thrown up by local Vietnamese weasels. The vomited beans are then lightly roasted, where the stomach acids apparently wear away the bitterness of the bean, and volia!  Weasel Puke Coffee is born, “delicious and smooth” and with “a rich chocolaty flavor”…all courtesy of puke.

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