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Your new bride will be flabbergasted that you changed out all your switch plates with this lovely design. Maybe not in a good way. Perhaps the first thing she sees is not you celebrating your vows with your pants around your ankles.
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I can’t think of a gift that would be more appreciated by a new husband than a way to have liquor handy at all times—that’s where this stylish Tuxedo Flask comes in. They both may think it was a nice keepsake when they open it at the wedding, but he will soon learn just how much he needs that liquor nearby.
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If you want to use a bride and groom cake topper that your guests will not soon forget, then this 7”x 3” ceramic sculpture is for you. The newly wedded horse man is the perfect way to present your husband as the Stallion he is, while still nailing that rude bastard for his wandering eye. Photos of other bizarre figures are available after the break.
It may not be the most elegant of wedding party gifts, but you have to admit that the wedding dress or tuxedo insulated bottle holder is a cool little gift. I would highly suggest you give these out prior to the wedding because there is no better time to have than these than the wild reception. No use in having a good party gift after the party is over.
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