This is the only way to get weed on the cheap, without getting arrested and without a smell that cops could pick up a mile away. You probably don’t want to try smoking this homegrown concoction either, so you’ll have to content yourself with the familiar looking shape. You can’t expect much more from something that grows in a matter of seconds when water is introduced.
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Smoke together, laugh together, eat pizza and cupcakes together—Highdy will always be there for you (until you forget him on the bus).
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Who needs a Nobel Prize? Freud, Gandhi, and Darwin have finally achieved true greatness by obtaining the ultimate brass ring: being immortalized as little thinker pot belly figures. Each one stands 2.5″, and is handmade from crushed marble in Gloucestershire, England. The figures also have secret compartments in their bellies which the product page describes as “perfect for stashing tiny treasures”—so you can rest assured your dime bag and paperclips will fit snugly inside. Pint-size Painters and Perfect Penmanship figures are also available. More photos after the break.
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From Fashionably Geek: It may seem odd, but a tote bag with blueprint instructions on how to build a proper bong is more useful than you might think. Say your weed-fueled wanderings lead you to the supermarket for some munchies, but you forget how to get back home. This tote bag will provide everything you need to survive.
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Enjoy your favorite herbs straight from the skull cavity of these Cheech and Chong stash jars. The ceramic heads come as a set, so my advice is to use the spare for cookies and keep them close together. One stop shopping my friend.
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Attention burnouts—the Stonerware “Weedja” Board is your new best friend. What other toy out there can help you tap into the mystic forces of the universe, talk to dead potheads and help you remember important stuff?
“Where are my keys Jerry Garcia?”
I…N…Y…O…U…R…P…O…C…K…E…T.
“Dude! Creepy!”
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Apparently Bambi’s rough childhood has led him to self-medicate in an effort to escape his demons. Just be careful putting your money in there—”Bent Bambi” may wind up blowing it on Doritos and weed.
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