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If you’re a dieting sadist who likes to torture yourself with images of tempting food while you simultaneously learn that all your dieting and sacrifice actually bought you some weight, say hello to these “art de toilette” bathroom scales. You can mock yourself by standing on the “stuffed again” model which features a plate which has been scraped clean, or you can play dumb with the “ignorance is bliss” scale. Either way, this will still be the most hated piece of technology in your house.

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A great gift for the pregnant woman, it measures your weight by showing expanding waistline pictures spaced at 20 pound intervals. It is probably an even better gift for the beer drinking aficionado whose belly is likely expanding at least as fast as the pregnant lady. If my math is correct, this scale would show her going from 120 to 200 pounds in the course of her pregnancy. I am no doctor, but that seems just a little bit high to me.

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