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When you do secret Santa this year, give the office kiss-ass what he/she deserves. Namely, a wearable, flashing brown nose. You’ll laugh, your co-workers will laugh — and the victim will go crying to the boss.

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Vinyl Cologne

Actually, I have no idea what year the Gremlin is in the picture above, but what I do know is that this Vinyl Cologne promises that you can smell like one. Does that turn you on ladies? You’re damn right it does.

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