wine holder

You can show up to your next dinner party bringing your gift of wine in a fancy bag or a paper bag. But neither of those will light the place up like the Sock Monkey Wine Holder. Who wouldn’t appreciate an expensive bottle in a cheap sock? They will just have to assume that the sock was clean, there is a 50-50 shot of that.

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What better way to show off your best bottle of wine than to have some ass proudly displaying his butt with the bottle nestled on all four hooves. It is clear that it must be a fine bottle of wine, horses won’t drink just anything. The fact that you can only display one bottle with this wine holder means it is not for the serious collector, but then does this look like it is meant for anyone serious in the first place?

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The movie “Finding Nemo” had a nice story and all, but it begged the question of what ever happened to Nemo later on in life. From the looks of this, he seems to have taken to hitting the sauce. His little friend there looks like he has already nipped a bit himself.

The kids will like the cartoon look, the women will think it is cute and you will have a full bottle of wine for those lonely nights.

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