Bill Clinton Corkscrew
Bill Clinton has a lot of talents. As Monica Lewinsky would surely tell you, Bill has a something useful for you between his legs. The metal corkscrew he is sporting there is probably not too far off of the brass balls that man must have. And he needs to with as much ball busting as [...]
Faucet Corkscrew
Wine may have more class than your typical beer. So opening it should be done with only the finest of equipment. There is not much finer equipment than this nice Faucet Corkscrew. Combining bathroom equipment with expensive wine seems like a great way to get the party going. You know there is a 50-50 shot [...]
Sh*t Creek Wine
If the in-laws are coming, it is time to break out the best you have. A little Shit Creek wine could be in order. Take any bottle you have and soak the label off. Apply this label and package it in it’s accompanying bag and you are ready to show them just what you think [...]
Chain Wine Bottle Holder
That bottle of wine is chained up and somehow levitating. At least some of your party guests may believe that once it gets past midnight. Of course, if your friends are like mine, that bottle would not still be sitting there that late at night.
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Wine Bottle Wine Thermometer
If you are pretentious enough to care about accurately measuring your wine’s temperature, you are probably uptight enough to want something more than a plain old thermometer. For those there is the Wine Bottle Wine Thermometer. Nothing earth shattering, but it is still something you can show off to your friends. and isn’t that what [...]
Somersault Wine Rack
You can get this for a unique wine storage solution, but with the way you can arrange the individual pieces, taking bottles out could be more like playing Jenga. Pull out the wrong bottle and the whole thing could come crashing down. Shouldn’t a product’s humor potential be more important than it’s usefulness?
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Corkscrew Walking Stick
How many times have you been taking a stroll with your walking stick, only to find an immediate need for a corkscrew? Sucks to be in the wilderness with no way to open that bottle of wine you lugged around all day. It may come in handy if dangerous wildlife appears as well.
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The Wine Bug
Wine racks are for losers. If you want something unique, the Wine Bug is your answer. It can be a wine holder sitting on your counter, you can sit it up for a different look or pour it by just lifting up on the tail. Simple elegance.
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Duck Wine Decanter
I know that when most of you drink wine it goes from the bottle straight into your mouth, but the next time you spend more than $4.99 for a bottle, make it a special occasion by serving it from this Duck Decanter. Why a duck? I have no idea, but you can pretend it [...]
