From Nerd Approved twitter follower @GiftStumped RT@personalwine:
Looking for bizarre food/wine pairings. Elvis stuff like fried peanut butter bananas with zinfandel. I will RT good ones!
Grape Nuts and port.
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Kind of sucks that St. Patrick’s Day falls on a Wednesday, but that’s not going to stop many of us from going out tonight. So my question is: what will you be drinking?
You’re gonna need some serious tools to open all of that beer and wine on St. Patricks Day. Unfortunately, I can’t help you with that—but I do have 10 completely ridiculous tools you might be interested in.
The whole cantina band is here, but they have diversified their services to include bartending. Check out the rest of the set after the break.
I mean, you’re still drinking wine right? Oh wait, that’s a bottle of moonshine you made in a dumpster. My mistake!
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Or, more accurately, this crab has wine…up it’s butt. Seriously, you can see the pain in his eyes.
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The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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Despite their reputation as savages, Klingons have been known to enjoy a nice glass of wine or, as they call it, “HIq”
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If you want to get your average macho man into wine, the first place to start would be to get him this tool set. He would be much happier opening and sealing wine bottles if he can do it with the included wrench and bolt. As a bonus, the wrench can open beer bottles as well.
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Add a festive flair to your bathroom with this Wine Bottle Tissue Holder. The gold and silver bottle with confetti on the label just screams fun. Unzip the bottom to insert a roll of tissue, then just uncork the top for access.That same cork will keep the contents fresh, no worry about using tissue that has gone bad with time.
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