Just because you hate fruit doesn’t mean you can’t find a suitable place for it in your home. You can always impale it with this candle holder and watch it rot away by candlelight while you eat Ding Dongs and Ho-Hos. Then at the very end you can finish it off by yelling “And take your friggin’ vitamins with you!”
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Although intended for use in a garden, the product page for these iron crowns claim that they can make anything appear more dignified. But take that with a massive grain of salt, because if you think coronation alone will instantly turn your smut films into great philosophy books while providing you with a clean shirt and armpits familiar with the touch of deodorant, you’re in for severe disappointment. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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