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360 PenI used to have a teacher who would spend all day spinning a chained fingernail clipper around his finger. The only time he would stop is when he was actually using it in class.  It’s too bad this 360° Pen didn’t exist at that point, as it would have made a great “Please… Stop” gift. Plus he could have used it to assign me another “F”.

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Any time you make a writing error all you have to do is reach into the garbage can on the end of the pencil, pull out a piece of garbage and use it to erase the mistake. Place the garbage back in the can, put the top on and continue composing the next bestseller.

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Writing can be stressful work. This nice little pen holds an ounce of liquor to ease your pain when writer’s block strikes you. Not only will you get the initial rush as the liquor warms your stomach, but after a few shots you will likely have some all new ideas to get you going again. They may be total gibberish when you proof read your writing the next day, but your immediate crisis will be over.

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