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Boob-related novelties are a dime a dozen these days, so takes vision above and beyond the average, everyday bachelor party fare to attract our attention. This totally ridiculous quad-boobie dreadlock pen certainly fits the bill.
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Teachers have a real battle on their hands when it comes to cheating in the classroom. Today’s slackers have turned to gadgets in their quest for good grades—and now you can add walkie talkie pens to their aresenal. Obviously, this method is not without its risks. The pens are a tad conspicuous and you might draw attention to yourself when you call out: “Breaker breaker, this is Cheech calling for Chong. I’ve hit a roadblock. What the answer to number 20? Come on.”
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Poor little guy—you can see the fear and suffering on his face. He can sharpen seven pencils at a time and puke up the shavings through his mouth. Nice.
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I have seen handmade matchbook notebooks in the past, but this version is slick and streamlined with tin covers based on vintage matchbooks and a notepad adorned with a matchstick print. It can even be hung on the wall as a piece of functional art. Size: 7-inches tall by 5-inches wide.
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We have seen fighting pens before, but this skeleton version is just a tad more menacing with its glowing red eyes and Terminator-like appearance.
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I’m not a big fan of the title Quantum of Solace, but I love what I see from the new trailer. There isn’t much in the way of merchandise on the market just yet, but you could get your hands on a promo mug and pen set if you are willing to pay an outrageous price for it. And, iIf you haven’t seen it already, the latest trailer is available after the break.
Have another boring meeting this afternoon? We know how it is. The boss drones on about one thing or another as you sit patiently doodling stick figures with giant boobs on your notepad. But what if those boobs could jump off the page? They can with this 3D notepad! Just draw something in black ink on the pad and put on the 3D glasses to get the full effect. It will be just like you were at a strip club—with really weird looking girls.
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Thanks to computers, writing with a pencil is becoming a lost art. However, this 3 MIle Pencil gives you that sense of pride in a job well done that can only come from manual labor. As you write, the pencil gets shorter and shorter, marking how much and how far you have written in the process.
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Any carpenter with Hollywood aspirations will surely love a clapboard keychain with a built-in tape measurer. But if writing is more your speed, the Clapboard highlighter kit would make for a perfect desktop accessory (pictured after the break).
This vinyl chalkboard can be placed on any wall you wish—without using mounts or tools. Just stick it on the wall and peel it off when you are done. It’s like a Fathead wall graphic—only super lame.
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