Have another boring meeting this afternoon? We know how it is. The boss drones on about one thing or another as you sit patiently doodling stick figures with giant boobs on your notepad. But what if those boobs could jump off the page? They can with this 3D notepad! Just draw something in black ink on the pad and put on the 3D glasses to get the full effect. It will be just like you were at a strip club—with really weird looking girls.
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Thanks to computers, writing with a pencil is becoming a lost art. However, this 3 MIle Pencil gives you that sense of pride in a job well done that can only come from manual labor. As you write, the pencil gets shorter and shorter, marking how much and how far you have written in the process.
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Any carpenter with Hollywood aspirations will surely love a clapboard keychain with a built-in tape measurer. But if writing is more your speed, the Clapboard highlighter kit would make for a perfect desktop accessory (pictured after the break).
This vinyl chalkboard can be placed on any wall you wish—without using mounts or tools. Just stick it on the wall and peel it off when you are done. It’s like a Fathead wall graphic—only super lame.
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The pens in this set are authentic replicas of a human artery—right down to the heart-stopping plaque. Each pen features one healthy artery and one clogged artery to remind you that your doom could be only one bacon cheeseburger away.
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Turn your homework into a battle for Kung Fu supremacy with these Fighting Pens. A simple thumb mechanism allows you to come out swingin’ with one of the four available kung-fu champions.
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Put a unique spin on the traditional Post-it Note by adding a little plastic toast into the mix. Comes with 5 buttery note pads.
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Should the 70s porno guy pictured above have a honkin’ ankle spanker, a little admiral, or should he put on some friggin’ pants? You decide.
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Although a fairly crude piece of humor, this pen actually has a couple advantages you may be interested in. The first is that it will be of no use to those who chew on the ends of the pens they borrow from you. That is pretty gross in the first place.
The second is that it would be pretty obvious if anyone were to steal it. Why anyone would want to is beyond me, though.
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I recall hearing about scented pencils in the past, but the folks behind Smencils take the process to a whole new level.
Each Smencil is made from newspaper tightly rolled around a graphite core. After hardening, each pencil is soaked in “gourmet liquid scents made by an award winning fragrance company.” Finally, the pencils are packed in individual freshness tubes to ensure a long lasting scent. In fact, Smencils are guaranteed to maintain their scent for at least 2 years whether you utilize the freshness tube or not.
There are ten available Smencil fragrances: cherry, cinnamon, grape, bubble gum, orange, pineapple, fruit punch, peppermint, watermelon, and root beer.
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