(Austin Madison via Super Punch)
zombie
Honey, I’ve invited two old friends for dinner. Well, truth be told, they invited themselves—and our brains are on the menu. Also available in a dinosaur version.
These Rotting Zombie clings will give you a different look when you check yourself out in the mirror. First thing in the morning it may be tough to distinguish from your normal look, but it will give you a strange desire to have some brains for breakfast.
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Someone deprived this toast of a trip through your digestive system, and now he’s undesirable, moldy and bitter. So to even the score he’s taking revenge on all of your grain products.
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Playing a board game where you buy properties and build hotels may be fun for certain people, others prefer the challenge of trying to escape from zombies with a roll of the dice. You wouldn’t think that running from a zombie would be hard work, but you never had to run at the speed dictated by an unnatural streak of very low rolls.
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Now that MJ has gone to the great beyond, the time has come for him to take his place next to Elvis in the post-death merchandising hall of fame. You’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about that day you spot a street corner vendor selling leopard print rugs and tacky paintings of the king of pop sweating. Then there’s also the fact that I can offer you options on Michael Jackson Thriller figures with additional zombie heads. And if that isn’t enough, there’s also an additional design pictured after the break.
The person who enjoys eating brains is someone you definitely don’t want to be sitting next to the day he forgets to bring his lunch. Additional bizarre, funny, and one incredibly dated design are pictured after the break.
We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.
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Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.
You know a hot sauce is serious business when it is sold in a custom cedar casket. This kit comes with one bottle of Mortician’s Mold Hot Sauce, one bottle of Undertaker’s Undead Hot Sauce, stickers, a mini-CD featuring a custom RottingFleshRadio show and some novelty maggots.
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