The person who enjoys eating brains is someone you definitely don’t want to be sitting next to the day he forgets to bring his lunch. Additional bizarre, funny, and one incredibly dated design are pictured after the break.
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We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.
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Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.
You know a hot sauce is serious business when it is sold in a custom cedar casket. This kit comes with one bottle of Mortician’s Mold Hot Sauce, one bottle of Undertaker’s Undead Hot Sauce, stickers, a mini-CD featuring a custom RottingFleshRadio show and some novelty maggots.
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After a long day out eating brains and generally terrifying the still living, even a zombie is looking for a little unconditional love at home. Your average pet would most likely get eaten so an undead pet is the only answer. Having something to come home to may keep the zombies off the streets a little longer as well which can only be a good thing for you.
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You know that when most of the world has turned into zombies that it is inevitable that a few Hare Krishnas will be caught up as well. So don’t let your zombie role playing be limited to your average joe, include this Hare Krishna in your plans. The kit includes glasses and a tambourine for complete authenticity as you experiment with his multiple points of articulation.
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