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Adding a little bit of the outdoors to your home is as easy as putting a terrarium on your coffee table. The self-contained ecosystems are small and simple to care for, and you can get cool geeky terrariums from Etsy seller Moss Love Terrariums with no work required except ordering and opening the package. The tiny worlds feature figures like Yoda, Harry Potter, Gandalf, Katniss, and more. These terrariums would make perfect housewarming presents!

See more of their nerdy, mossy offerings after the break.

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I’m not really sure if we should all feel safer or more scared because the US government really does have a plan for handling the zombie apocalypse. The fact that they came up with CONOP 8888-11 “Zombie Counter Dominance” makes you wonder what they know that they haven’t told us about.

The plan was part of an exercise a few years back at U.S. Strategic Command in Omaha, Nebraska. The idea was to come up with a plan to protect us all in the event of an attack and since there are already plans in place for things like biological and nuclear attacks, they went with zombies.

They say it was just an exercise, but just in case, I’m gonna tuck this cricket bat, shotgun, and crossbow in a nice safe place.

See the detailed plan after the break…

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Hopefully taking along the family pet is part of your plan for the zombie apocalypse, but in the heat of the moment a pet might get left behind. That’s what happens to poor little Stanley the Corgi in this short by CalArts student John Cody Kim titled Steadfast Stanley. Will he find the little boy he loves, or will the zombies get him first?

Watch the video after the break to see his fate…

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Florida Senator Dwight Bullard decided to make a rather funny point when he proposed an “undead” update to a bill that had been introduced back in 2010. The bill originally stated that Florida gun owners without the proper permits can carry concealed firearms during a state of emergency—an idea, as pointed out by the Huffington Post, that’s supported by the National Rifle Association but opposed by the Florida Sheriff’s Association. Senator Bullard added a little extra detail in order to clarify what constituted an emergency:

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In other words, there’s only one situation that calls for that sort of untrained gun-wielding: an overwhelming attack by the undead.

Senator Bullard explained further:

“For me, as laughable as the amendment might seem, it’s equally laughable that people who haven’t gone through the proper training, the background check, the license to carry — we’re saying because of a hurricane or flooding or sinkhole, these individuals have gone from gun owners to concealed carry permit holders. I’d argue a crisis is probably the last instance in which you want someone who is not a concealed permit holder to carry a weapon.”

(Daily Dot via Geekosystem / Image via Kim Hill)

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You might have your escape route and secret stash of supplies all ready for the zombie apocalypse, but what about the rest of your state? This map is the work of real estate blog Estately who has done an analysis of every state to determine which are the most ready to fend off the brain eating hordes. They took into account things like military personnel, access to weapons, the physical fitness of residents and even their access to laser tag for target practice.

If you live in Alaska, you’re looking good, but if you’re in New Jersey, you might want to think about relocating.

See a state-by-state breakdown after the break…

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You think you’re the ultimate The Walking Dead fan? This video by CineFix will put that claim to the test with seven things you probably didn’t know about the television series. It covers what the zombie actors are actually eating, the evolution of zombie makeup, and even a few Easter Eggs that are nods to Breaking Bad. See how much you know and then get ready for the Season Four finale this coming Sunday, March 30th.

See the video after the break…

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DeviantArtist Kasami-Sensei has toughened up some of your favorite Disney characters like Ariel, Mulan and Elsa and plopped them down right in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Even Buzz, Woody and Jesse are ready to take on the brain-eating hordes, but I think Mulan with her wicked looking sword is most likely to come out alive.

See more examples after the break…

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You really don’t want to get too close to the zombies, so your best bet is a ranged attack with a gun, but you’re in trouble if you run out of ammo. Unless, of course, you planned ahead and have the Tact-Axe attached to your shotgun. This axe head attachment is machined from carbon steel to fit any gun with a Picatinny rail. Fire at will, but be ready for anything with the Tact-Axe!

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If you thought Sharknado couldn’t be topped for crazy, here’s Zombeavers to prove you wrong. This is a low-budget horror-comedy from the producers of Cabin Fever and The Ring about zombie beavers attacking a bunch of co-eds during their weekend getaway in a log cabin on the water. Yup, they went there big time.

Zombeavers is an action-packed horror/comedy in which a group of college kids staying at a riverside cabin are menaced by a swarm of deadly zombie beavers. A weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the kids. Riding the line between scary, sexy and funny, the kids are soon fighting for their lives in a desperate attempt to fend off the hoard of beavers that attack them in and around their cabin.

Right now, the movie is being shown at the European Film Market festival in Berlin, but maybe we’ll get lucky and it’ll get a huge, worldwide distribution deal.

See the trailer after the break (NSFW for violence, swearing and beaver jokes)…

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The AMC series The Walking Dead returns this Sunday at 9pm, but New York City got up close and personal with some Walkers a little early. The show put some Walkers under the sidewalk grates at Union Square and then had them reach out and grab for random people, pretty much scaring the life out of everyone.

See the video after the break…

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