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We’ve all been taught that to kill a zombie, you need to chop it’s head off. However, this disembodied zombie head lives on by consuming it’s own eyeball juices. While blood trickles from the right eye, the left eye spins for added creepy effect.
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I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.
Beware: when you melt, bury or mutilate your plastic green army men on hallowed ground, they just might come back as zombies capable of eating your flesh from the ankles down. The figures stand at 2″ tall and come in toxic green, pale blue, glow-in-the-dark, and white colors. An additional photo is available after the break.
These highly detailed 8″-10″vinyl figures designed by artist Tsuchiya Shobu portray a group of skaters taken abruptly in a horrible half-pipe accident. Now they walk the earth as zombies desperately trying to land the trick they missed. Additional figures are available after the break.
We have come across remote controlled zombies before, but I think you will agree that the 4-foot long Dead Fred version is just a little more elaborate. It runs on four DC motors powered by two 12-volt batteries and it can groan, scream and talk in digital sound via an onboard amp and speaker. Plus, you can control the whole thing via a handy remote control. It’s definitely not cheap at $2650, but if you have the means, you might want to get in on the action early to get it in time for Halloween. A video of Dead Fred in action is available after the break.
The folks at Sideshow Collectibles have made a commitment to expand their increasingly popular line of “The Dead” Zombie action figures and “investigate new possibilities in the realm of undead reanimation.” Their enthusiasm for this new direction is evident in the two newest additions to the series: The Mall Santa and Street Prophet. Specs and images for both 12-inch figures are available after the break.
Here is yet another reason why you must refrain from burying corpses in your own yard. Miracle Gro is a lot more powerful than you could ever imagine.
The Zombie of Montclair Moors Garden Sculpture is a life-sized creation by artist Alan Dickenson that is sure to scare the hell out of any Jehovah’s Witnesses and Girl Scouts that may come knocking on your door.
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Zombie Zack is described as “the cutest little zombie baby you have ever seen,” and with a face like that, who could argue? Zack’s head and mouth are fully controllable via an opening in the back of his neck, so you have everything you need to start the creepiest ventriloquist act in town.
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They are advertised as “life size, semi poseable” zombies. I haven’t seen much more realistic zombies, at least from the pictures they have. I can’t think of anyone’s house that wouldn’t look better with a zombie there to greet guests.
Best of all, if you buy the whole collection for $5k+, they won’t charge you shipping. And just so you know, the price for buying the whole collection is exactly 13 times the price of the individual ones. Someone hasn’t taken a marketing class.
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Just press the button on the Talking Rat Cap and the zombified rodent perched on top will say one of four phrases whilst bobbing up and down with flashing red eyes. Plus, he will ward off hypothermia on cold winter nights.
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