I Didn’t Know Sharks Could Blast Water!

by Jonathan Fallon on May 11, 2009

in Toys

shark-blaster

Unprovoked attacks on humans and multiple rows of razor sharp teeth are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the intimidating nature of sharks. Whoever wrote Jaws should have worked in their terrifying ability to blast water up to 30 ft. Or maybe that talent is limited only to this Shark Monster Blaster. Either way I should probably mention that I was a terrible biology student.

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  • Matt Tastic

    That looks like a very large dildo ready to spill a load.

  • harpdevil

    I’M A SHAAAAARRRRRK!!!!!!

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