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Little Mozart’s Tini Tiny Orchestra: Earplugs Included (You Will Need Them)


Why any parent would purchase this kit for their children is beyond me. Perhaps they are looking to indulge their child’s creative side—or they are freaky masochists that enjoy crippling headaches brought on by loud, semi-musical noise vomit. The set includes a miniature slide whistle, harmonica, kazoo, flute, pan pipes, maracas, and a tambourine.

And, most importantly, it comes with a set of earplugs.

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