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Monkey Ninjas Rule!

Oshi The Monkey Ninja

The vinyl toy above features Oshi, the fearsome monkey ninja. But who is Oshi exactly? The product site describes him thusly:

“With excellent dexterity, Oishi (Macaca fuscata sapiens) has mastered the use of the traditional Japanees sword. Studying both Samurai and Ninja techniques alike, Oishi is a fearsome opponent on the battlefield, displaying great skill, speed and stealth. When in close quarters, he also uses rock-filled snowballs to bean humans in the head before finishing them off with his sword.”

Plus, when the chips are down he will throw poop at you – and you don’t want any part of that.

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