Um. I. Wow. What do I even say.
The word “mutant” doesn’t feature in the title of Michael Bay’s reboot, but these turtles sure look like they’ve been smoking the radioactive pot from Class of Nuke ‘Em High.
I mean, this is Troma style levels of mutation. What is going on with Raph’s neck?
Seriously, I got nothin’. Maybe I’m crazy. You tell me.
Pictures are after the break.