Plus it’s super expensive!
The fact that I just had to string all those words into one headline has me wondering if I should have stopped drinking before I sat down at the keyboard today. Nope. Completely sober. This is a real thing that you can buy, if you’re so inclined.
It’s a 12″ tall, hand-painted, resin statue of a scantily clad woman with a Boba Fett helmet with Mickey Mouse ears. Her boots and gloves also have claws so she’s also part werewolf? Hey, to each his own.