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The Scantily Clad Lady Boba Fett Mickey Mouse Figure With Bear Claws That You’ve Always Wanted

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Plus it’s super expensive!

The fact that I just had to string all those words into one headline has me wondering if I should have stopped drinking before I sat down at the keyboard today. Nope. Completely sober. This is a real thing that you can buy, if you’re so inclined.

It’s a 12″ tall, hand-painted, resin statue of a scantily clad woman with a Boba Fett helmet with Mickey Mouse ears. Her boots and gloves also have claws so she’s also part werewolf? Hey, to each his own.

Product Page ($239 via Topless Robot)

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