Last night was a little fuzzy, but you do remember eating a ton of beef during dinner. Like a whole cow. And you topped it all of with a mountain of buffalo wings and what seemed like an entire wheel of cheese. Yeah, the excursion into the bathroom this morning is going to be rough on your butthole. Fortunately, you have this toilet stress squeezer to get you through the tough spots. Godspeed my friend.
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