Combine your artistic ability with your thriftiness with the Paint Your Own Pirate Chest Money Box. Make your individual ceramic chest as drab or as colorful as you like with the included paint kit, no oven curing required. You can leave your individualized treasure chest in your room or bury it out back. Just don’t forget to create a map to where it is.
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This is just to give you plenty of warning so that you can get your pre-order in. Because there should be no doubt that if there is a Death Star Cookie Jar for sale, then you will have to get it. There is no way to go wrong with cookies and Star Wars inspired giant evil spaceships.
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Ever wonder why so many details of Yoda’s life have been shrouded in secrecy? You guessed it…shame. Apparently it only takes 2 gigs of free space to be history’s greatest Jedi Master. But now that the cat’s outta the bag, everyone from Vader to Boba Fett is jumping on the enlightenment bandwagon, as seen in the additional photos after the break.
I am really not sure which is more shocking, the minor jolt someone will get when they grip both handles of the Shocking Wrist Developer or the thought that every squeeze of the device brings these two lovebirds in contact with each other. Just the thought of your exercise including a man and woman going pelvis to pelvis will keep you working out.
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What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed. Once the Alien hatching Egg Alarm Clock hits the preset time, the alien will pop out of his egg with a shrieking laugh and flashing red eyes. The only way to stop it is to zap him with the included gun. No better way to start the day than to wake up slaughtering aliens.
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Apparently the stick was just inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame because a child’s imagination can turn it into just about anything. But make that stick in a variety of bright colors and capable of leaving a trail of wax when dragged across a surface, and you’d have a product on the fast track to toy immortality; namely these crayon sticks. Yeah, they may cost you about $35 more than what you’d pay for the 64 pack of conventional crayons with that snazzy built in sharpener, but hey… sticks!
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While everyone knows that there are a ton of endangered species, there does not seem to be a lot done about it. These Endangered Species Erasers will remind you in two ways: one, they are excellent reproductions with a lot of detail that show you just how cool these guys are; and two, a percentage of the Endangered Species Erasers sales will be donated to helping endangered animals through the Center of Biological Diversity. And yes, they do actually work as erasers if you want to mimic human’s ravaging of their species. Check out the rhino and polar bear after the break.
If all your doctor can tell you is that an apple a day can keep him away, then I choose this Wooden Bottle Opener Apple. I may not get much nutrition from the apple itself, but I will get plenty of empty calories from all the beers I will be opening. Honestly, that sounds like the best apple you could have.
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