The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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It doesn’t take a chemist to tell you that drinking alcohol out of a beaker that’s nearly 3-feet tall will most likely result in drunkenness. Nevertheless, you can test your mettle against the glass and emerge as a “Wimp”, “Lightweight”, “Pretender”, “Contender”, “Loaded Bloke” or, the ultimate “Loaded Legend”.
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If you saw our post on the Blood Energy Drink, you probably wondered what it tasted like. I’m here to tell you that it doesn’t taste like blood—unless you bit the neck of a dude embalmed with Capri Sun. That’s right, it’s fruit punch flavor. However, I did notice that the consistency was more syrupy than a traditional fruit punch drink, a little thinner than actual blood, but the effect is there.
These Mini Martini Salt and Pepper Shakers have the ability to create quite the controversy. Is salt pouring out of the shaker the best use for a shaker or is the lack of a martini coming out an absolute disgrace? It really depends on whether you are a sodium addict or alcoholic.
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Your bedside table may already have a number of pills on it that you use to try to get yourself to sleep every night, but this Capsule Carafe can be used to put yourself to sleep better than any other pill you have. Fill it up with your favorite alcoholic beverage, down it as quickly as you can and sleep will be sure to follow. It may be hell to wake up, nothing is perfect.
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Ahh, the one night stand. Alcohol made her look like the centerfold in last month’s issue of Playboy, but the next morning reality stepped in to let you know her face is more like a ham hock. Avoid those awkward moments with this pillow case that subtly tells your conquest to get the hell out before you find out the bad news.
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Throw your line in, catch a fish and do what the fish instructs you, the game play of this Fishing Drinking Game couldn’t be simpler. It may be to try again, it may be to drink by yourself or with a friend, whatever it is you know that there will be some alcohol flowing.
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Drinking done correctly is as much about the experience as it is the buzz. The Winestein and Bombs Away Shot Glasses are made for pure fun, one of the few times the alcohol will take a back seat to how they are served.
The Winestein is made for those people who enjoy the manly feel of a beer mug but prefer the taste of fermented grapes. Not only is the glass a bit more manly, but it is also much easier to hold onto that mug handle than the delicate stem of a wine glass.The Bombs Away shot glasses pictured below are meant for one thing and one thing only: to down shot after shot while making shrill whistling noises like there is incoming artillery. Drinking out of these glasses is so much fun it may be one of the few times you can get those teetotallers to join you.
Pouring hooch into a Coke at your kid’s little league game was never more convenient (or more stylish) than it is with these disposable flasks. Use it a few times, then toss when you are ready for another color.
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