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This 2 x 3 phone, keys, wallet rug will help you remember the holy trinity of items you’re supposed to have in your possession before you walk out the door. Remembering now will prevent a heated “where were you when I needed you?” conversation with these items later on.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
Like a giant boo boo kiss from Mommy, this bandage rug will protect your carpet from high density traffic the same way a conventional bandage protects your cuts. However, my guess is this one won’t slide off the second it comes in contact with water.
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Having watched a lot of people playing Super Mario over the years, the enemies of Mario seem to kick a lot more ass than Mario himself. So if you want to tough out that paper cut with an equally tough bandage, these Nintendo Enemies Bandages would be a good choice. You get Bullet Bill, the Goomba mushroom and the Piranha Plant. Every one a deadly assassin in Nintendo’s world.
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Why use normal bandages when you could cover up that boo-boo with toast, comic strips or monsters? Plus, these come with a free prize inside. It’s like the Cracker Jack of pain and suffering.
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These A Christmas Story-themed Band-Aids are perfect for healing your holiday wounds—unless you shoot your eye out with a bb gun. That would require prompt medical attention. The bandages come in three styles: the pink bunny suit, the Red Ryder BB gun and the fragile leg lamp.
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Skin your knee? Awww…poor thing. Chicks dig scars but you won’t get any action by telling them that you “fell down and went boom.” At least your bandages will have masculine wounds printed on them.
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Is there anything toast can’t do? You can eat it, use it to tell time, offer salvation, rest your head, or even heal your wounds.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 28th to August 3rd 2008:
The Dark Knight Projector Keyring : Summon Batman anytime, anywhere.
Fossiliced : Chill your drinks ice age style.
Toilet Roll Puzzle : You will have to rely on your wits if you want to wipe.
Kama Sutra Wall Clocks : Time keeping for nymphomaniacs.
Fireplace Suitcase : It’s portable ambiance.
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
If you are going to be out in this dangerous world, you are going to get hurt. And when you do you won’t want to wear the typical Band Aid. The wound will heal much quicker using these bandages and it will make it feel like you were a lot more manly when you got that paper cut than you actually were. Don’t worry, everyone cries sometimes. The old time Batman TV show used these same types of exclamations to great effect, why shouldn’t you?
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