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I have heard of hanging a baseball from the ceiling in the garage to get a better idea of when to hit the brakes, but this particular version goes a step further by illuminating when it touches your windshield. Seriously though, if you can’t judge the depth of your garage and you have trouble seeing a baseball hit your windshield, you probably shouldn’t be driving in the first place.
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From Fashionably Geek: While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
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I would say that you had to be a sports nut to want to eat chips and dip out of a baseball glove, but this one actually offers a useful function for outdoor eating. To start using it to eat your favorite dip, just push the button and the ball containing the dip will open as it plays “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”. The ball does not stay open forever, just long enough for you to get some dip. Then it closes to keep all those nasty little critters out of it. So now you have fresh dip and you get to hear that same song over and over again. I am sure you can figure a way to mute the sound if you want to keep using it.
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From Fashionably Geek: This standard sized baseball hat is specially weighted so that the bill can be used as a handle and the cap itself as an impact weapon. Yeah, I don’t think you are going to ever see Sap Cap day at Yankee Stadium.
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You will feel so much more special going to dinner each night if your folded napkin is in the shape of a major league baseball jersey. Whether you like the Cubs or hate them, this product still works. The Cub lovers will enjoy their team jersey, while others can revel in wipintg their mouths or other body parts with the jersey of a hated team.
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Leaving your average plunger next to your toilet just advertises the fact that you blow that thing up on a regular basis. These plungers will do the same job of getting your toilet functioning again while all your guests think you are athletic. The advantage to the baseball-themed plunger is that if the toilet isn’t cooperating, that bat in your hand may come in awfully handy.
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From Fashionably Geek: Oh Mandy Patinkin—we have seen you in television dramas and commercials for prescription drugs, but you will always be Inigo Montoya to the geeks. This Princess Bride Inigo Montoya baseball cap features “prepare to die” printed on the back and “Inigo” along the bill. A Princess Bride Silhouette baseball cap is also available (pictured after the break).
Baseball and Pepper Mills just seem to go together. I am not sure how, but a baseball bat certainly does seem to be perfectly shaped for that job. It isn’t exactly a Louisville Slugger, but it will look better on your table than the average, oversized pepper mill. You may also find that batting those peas and brussels sprouts around is more fun than eating them.
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I thought the Britney Spears “Oops I Did it Again” action figure was going to be the weirdest thing I cam across this week, but this Dancing Dick just might give Britney a run for her money. Big Willie here will bust a move to Aerosmith / Run DMCs “Walk this Way” whenever someone crosses the path of his motion sensor. He even features a sideways baseball cap for that authentic urban look.
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Remember that scene in Office Space when they beat the hell out of the copier? Yeah, we’ve all been there. I still have nightmares about this old HP LaserJet and its dammed paper jams. Unfortunately, we can’t just bash the copier with a baseball bat (as satisfying as that would be), but we can grab one of these Copier Stress Toys to help soothe our frayed nerves.
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