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This little device is a bottle opener, vegetable peeler and small storage case all-in-one. And, for some reason, it is shaped like a basketball.

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With the Final Four now set in March Madness, it is time to break out the toys to celebrate it with. Nothing says basketball like a ball swishing through a net. The wood floor at the bottom just completes the illusion.

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You make your dog learn tricks, so you really need to get your fish to amuse you as well. Normally they are just left alone, but with this Fish School Training Kit you can have that little guy doing all sorts of fun tricks. Watching him play catch, football and basketball will do the trick for a while. But for maximum fun you really have to get him to limbo. There is nothing that would be more amusing than putting on some good old limbo music and watching him go as low as he can. While it will amuse you and your friends, I cannot say with any certainty how the fish feels about it.

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You can put a bomb next to my bed in the morning, but nothing is going to get me to shut the alarm of faster than to hear basketball announcer Dick Vitale’s voice as I come back to consciousness. From the ridiculous terms he coins combined with his high energy and need to end sentences with the word “baby”, I may be afraid to go to sleep just knowing what I will have to listen to when I wake up.

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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 28th to August 3rd 2008:

The Dark Knight Projector Keyring : Summon Batman anytime, anywhere.

Fossiliced : Chill your drinks ice age style.

Toilet Roll Puzzle : You will have to rely on your wits if you want to wipe.

Kama Sutra Wall Clocks : Time keeping for nymphomaniacs.

Fireplace Suitcase : It’s portable ambiance.

The next five gadgets are available after the break…

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When you first read the description of this light you may not have thought that it would include the ball, entire court and goals at each end. I didn’t. No other basketball themed hanging lamp is going to compare to the total of everything you get here. Beside it being complete, the floor of this court is clear, allowing the light to pass through. That will make the lines on the court create shadows so that your room is forever glowing with a basketball theme. As long as the light is on anyway.

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Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.

If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a must have item. There is no sign that it has either though.

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Nose Aerobics

My God…get a load of this tool.

Nose Aerobics works by wearing an ugly-ass pair of glasses that can be adorned with attachments for Nose Hoop, Nose Clackers, Nose Basketball or Nose Puzzle games. Honestly, if there is a better way to look like an idiot, I haven’t seen it.

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LeBron James is a fantastic basketball player, he has good taste in cereal, but I don’t know if combining the two was a great idea.

The Nike Zoom LeBron IV is inspired by LeBron James’ favorite cereal – Fruity Pebbles. It’s retarded, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they sold a million pairs.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Aqua Teen Hunger Force creator Dave Willis has revealed that a video game based on the cartoon is slated for release on the PS2.

It’s extreme combat golf. It’s a golf game, but it’s also laced with violence,” Willis promised. “Frylock is admitted to Jersey Pines, the very prestigious golf course in Jersey, and Shake wants to play, so he goes about ruining the course. So you actually do play golf, but you’re battling the villains and some of your clubs might have a sawed-off shotgun.”

Carl’s gigantic crabs are lurking in the sandtraps, and the Brownie monsters, and obviously the Mooninites. It’s sort of a racing, violent golf game.”

I love games like this. It reminds me of old school games like Bill Lambeer’s Combat Basketball (SNES) and Jerry Glanville’s Pigskin Footbrawl (Genesis) – except funnier.

The game is still in development at Midway, so a release date is still a ways off. In the meantime, ATHF fans still have the upcoming movie to get excited about. You can check out the trailer here.

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