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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Lego Mouse: Makes work fun.
Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap: Cat food scented soap for spinsters.
Bangkok Nights Mug: Has a “Crying Game” surprise for you.
Bioshock 2 Action Figures: These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
Scurvy Begone!: If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick.
Etsy user hooligan777 has the best collection of disco nerdy Christmas stockings you will see anywhere. Don’t be fooled by imitations. Other designs include: zombie, Fantastic Four, WOW, X-Men, Mario, Green Lantern, Anarchy Online and Pac-Man.
When it comes to strange USB-powered foot warmers from Asia, it would have been weirder if they didn’t make a upside down cat paw version. Still waiting on that hairy Bigfoot version I know must be in the works.
From Fashionably Geek: If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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No alien invasion here, just another lamp shaped like a UFO. You were just minding your own business, driving in your pickup down a deserted back road on your way home from a night out drinking when you saw it. I can see how you might get confused. You know, like that time you were camping and came across your friend Boyd going to the bathroom in the woods with his shirt off. You thought he was Bigfoot so you shot him in the ass. Remember that? Yeah, you can laugh about it now.
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Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 27th-May 3rd, 2009:
Deckstool: Where skateboards go to die.
Big-Foot Suction Mount: This Bigfoot really sucks.
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper: Shows them how much you care.
Science Museum Rocket Coin Bank: Has more uses than a Shamwow.
Boob and Poop Stress Rockets: I’m not even kidding.
Hands full? How about sticking something on the wall with a giant suction cup foot? Yeah, that makes total sense. A demonstration of the foot’s mighty suction power is available after the break.
Included in this five piece set you will find five of your favorite mythical beasts: Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra, Mothman and the Jersey Devil. Use them to contemplate which creature would emerge the victor if they fought to the death.
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A little Bigfoot Toe Jam will wake you up in the morning, but no, unlike most wild game it does not taste like chicken. It has a decidedly fruity taste that may remind you of strawberries or blackberries. You should support the gatherer of this fine substance, I am sure I would not have been the first to try tasting it.
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