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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of November 9th-15th, 2009:
Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover And Antlers Set: This is what happens to reindeer that don’t make Santa’s team.
Toilet Sound Blocker: Maintains your dignity.
Santa Pants Wine Bottle Holders: Santa has something in his pants for you.
iPhone Decals: Give your phone a serious downgrade.
Burger Sponge: Rub-a-dub-dub, I’m bathing with burgers in the tub.
Created under the direct supervision of AKIRA creator Katsuhiro Otomo, this Kaneda die-cast bike replica measures 6.3″ H x 19.7″ W and features LED illumination on the front and back wheels, headlights, taillights, blinker, and dashboard. It also includes sound effects, adjustable headlights, a front end that can be raised and lowered and a full, workable suspension. Naturally, a model of this caliber will blow up most budgets. Additional images are available after the break.
Although the product page suggests it, I doubt there are many biker bars out there that would be keen on having a pink scooter mounted on walls normally reserved for neon beer signs and stains. However, I’m sure just by hearing the words “scooter wall decor” there’s at least one demographic that would be all ears, and that would be those who own 1950’s themed diners, or any restaurant that saturates the walls with crazy shit.
Product Page: ($637.13)
Here’s yet another product in the long line of garbage to gadget conversions, this time for the bicycle lover in your life. Presenting a clock made from reclaimed bike chainwheels that tells time, promotes recycling and can stab you. Since many conventional clocks cost more and can only offer a third of that deal, it’s time to get a tetanus shot and clear some prominent wall space, because it’s bargain braggin’ time!
Product Page: ($36)
You can choose one of the cute little animal helmet toppers to keep you company on those long bike rides, but the frog and the cat that look like they got plastered to your helmet as you were flying along would be much more fun. They aren’t injured at all, they are just scared to death being stuck up there. These would probably give Lance Armstrong the edge he needs to win one more Tour de France.
Product Page ($5.95)
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
I don’t quite understand the point behind a Transformers 1/9th scale bike model, but it exists nonetheless. I suppose when you have a major summer blockbuster action movie on deck, it is crucial that you capture the all important bike enthusiast demographic if you want to win at the box office. The Decepticon version is pictured after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
Bad Table: Even a table needs to pee.
Cessna Control Panel Desk Organizer: Fly an IFR pattern in your cubicle.
Wrecking Ball Garden Sculpture: If Rob Zombie had a garden…
Canned Oxygen: Fad on the horizon.
The Poop Bank: Excuse me while I make a deposit.
When I finally lose it, I figured I would spend my days rocking back and forth in a straitjacket, blinking with only one eye while circus music plays in my head. But after seeing this battery-operated bicycle toy, all that has changed. Now I envision watching this contraption spin in circles for hours with that crazy music bouncing off the walls of my padded cell. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
Send a loved one blazing into the next world in a flame covered Harley gas tank. This “Born to Ride” cremation urn offers 212 cubic inches of space for the burley biker who was all man. It also has an engravable nameplate on the base and is available in three bitchin’ colors.
Product Page: ($499)
