The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Apparently someone thought that funerals needed to have a lighter mood and decided to mock death by offering these creative coffins with images intended to reflect the personality or pastimes of the deceased. So now you can send your loved ones off into the next world boxed up in a Smirnoff bottle, a crate of peas, or a box of “Goneaway” golf balls to name a few. But my guess is that those who were left out of Grandpa’s will or had a bone to pick would consider shipping his remains off in a pink box of chocolates in an act of last minute revenge. More designs are pictured after the break:
You know a hot sauce is serious business when it is sold in a custom cedar casket. This kit comes with one bottle of Mortician’s Mold Hot Sauce, one bottle of Undertaker’s Undead Hot Sauce, stickers, a mini-CD featuring a custom RottingFleshRadio show and some novelty maggots.
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If you are looking to have a few people over on Halloween, wouldn’t this Casket Invitation Box be an ideal way to invite them? They may be a bit thrown off when they first open and find a skeleton, but their eyes will quickly notice the “alcohol provided” note you put there for them. You can break the news to them that all you have is Pabst Blue Ribbon when they actually show up.
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No, you aren’t laying to rest that lousy wine you bought. You are giving your best bottle of wine a comfortable and stylish resting place. Not a final resting place as this casket may be meant for when you are in it, but just somewhere for it to stay until you are ready for it. It has a little more style than the Nemo Wine Holder although each one has its own place.
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If you can’t get people’s attention with a custom motorcycle, mayb eyou will have better luck when you are pulling this Coffin Trailer. While it may seem a little odd, it would seem to have plenty of space for transporting whatever you need. Hopefully nothing like what you would normally find in a coffin.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 20th – 26th 2007
Top Ten Nerd Approved Gadgets:
Sheep Companion Footstool: Don’t forget – sheep are for resting your feet, not perverted sexual encounters.
Condom Pen: “If you cant come, please write.” What the hell does that even mean?
Hellboy Qee Figure: Hellboy’s cuter than ever.
Simpsons Duff Beer Can Radio: The Simpsons merchandising juggernaut continues with this Duff beer can shaped radio.
The Wine Bug: Yet another unique way to store your wine.
The last five gadgets are available after the break…
With your putts usually dying well before they make it to the hole, the Casket Putter is probably a perfect metaphor for your game. You can be pretty sure no one else will have the same one. Also, a perfect gift for that duffer in your life.
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This $60 Casket Bag from Jamin’ Leather can add a unique look to your Goth ensemble. Measuring at 17″ x 10″ x 7″, it can be used as a small overnight bag, handbag or case for your valuables. This case has an inlaid metal mesh cross on what is otherwise fully leather. If you need something that will freak your parents out or just want a coffin shaped bag that evokes death, then this could be what you have been looking for.
