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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
Contest: Enter to win one of four famous Dick Towels! (NSFW)
Formula One Chair: For living room speed.
Drop Stop: Keeps you from getting stuff caught in your crack.
Carabiner Keychain: Reminds you how much you sucked at Simon.
Iron Man Decal: Applying the Iron Man decal is an exercise in precision.
Strap yourself in and feel the G’s that come from playing video games, eating and channel surfing in Alexander Christoff’s Formula One chair. The seat is made from molded fiberglass and features chrome legs and an upholstered adjustable headrest to create the ultimate F1/seat hybrid. However, at this point the chair is only a concept, so for the time being you’ll have to put your dreams of racing the Grand Prix to obesity on hold.
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
Using the code “NERD”at checkout, all Nerd Approved readers will get 20% off their total order from GreatBigStuff.com. That means discounts on hilariously oversized items like this giant chess “knight light”, computer keyboard chairs, giant lego blocks and giant earbud speakers. Better hurry though, the offer expires after December 21st.
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In a moment of sheer brilliance, or by staring at a pile of kindling, someone realized that all this time chairs were missing out on their true calling, which is to be miniaturized, thrown into a pile and fused together. Why? Because it would make a great place to hang things, like jewelry for starters. My guess is that if you bling up this 8″w, 13.5″h iron stack of chairs to look like a modern art Christmas tree, most women will be so busy saying “He went to Jared!” That they won’t even notice your unique presentation.
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First things first. This is where the DMV should really begin a driving exam, because great eyesight doesn’t mean that people know where they’re supposed to plant their ass when they get in a car.
Product Page: ($35)
Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
What separates a rich man from a hobo? When a rich man sits on a 50 gallon drum it has cushions, swanky European brand names, and falls into the “recycled” category. And oh yeah, he gets to pay $417 for the privilege. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Sick of having to turn your head when it’s time to get a back tan? This Ostrich 3 in 1 chair has a convenient face flap and arm holes that allow you to read through the chair while the sun gets to work ravaging your skin. And with its concealing foam facial cushions, you also give strangers the ability to check out your ass without the possibility of awkward eye contact. Everyone’s a winner!
Product Page: ($89.99)
