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Since we still have a day to squeeze in those last few Halloween related products, here’s a skull chair, spine lamp and what appears to be a brain ottoman, which must have been removed from the skull in order to make way for ass. I guess it could also be an intestine cube, but who cares? Either way you’ll have a place to put your feet up.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 20th-26th, 2009:
Contest: Enter to win Mr. Bacon board game and handerpants.
Star Wars Robotic Arm: Snap together a working Darth Vader robotic arm.
100 Percent Quiz Mug: Has a nasty surprise inside.
Barrel Chairs: Pull up a mangled 50 gallon drum and take a load off.
Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Game: A mouth watering mosey through meatland.
What separates a rich man from a hobo? When a rich man sits on a 50 gallon drum it has cushions, swanky European brand names, and falls into the “recycled” category. And oh yeah, he gets to pay $417 for the privilege. An additional design is pictured after the break.
Sick of having to turn your head when it’s time to get a back tan? This Ostrich 3 in 1 chair has a convenient face flap and arm holes that allow you to read through the chair while the sun gets to work ravaging your skin. And with its concealing foam facial cushions, you also give strangers the ability to check out your ass without the possibility of awkward eye contact. Everyone’s a winner!
Product Page: ($89.99)
These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 15th-21st 2009:
Rocky III USB Drives: They work hard on their gigabyte abs.
Paint Can Pinhole Camera: Isn’t exactly a point-and-shoot.
Mr P Headphone Cable Tidy: Mr. P gagged and hanged with your headphone cord.
Transformers Scale Model Bike: Races in the tour de autobots.
Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener: Pencil sharpening to the extreme.
For his solo exhibition in Amsterdam entitled: “The Artistry of the Cap,” designer Sander van Heukelom used the common spray cap as inspiration for full-sized chairsl. In my opinion the Hooded Fat Cap Chair (left) and the New York Fat Cap Chair (right), would be great as a real world product—particularly if the stools were loaded with air freshener that could be ass-dispensed, so to speak. That way, the problem becomes the solution.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of June 8th-14th 2009:
Chair Socks: The 1970’s flatter your furniture.
Magic Fingers: Protects your car door.
Orange Mutant Boy: Reads on toilet, nods approvingly.
Trout Cowboys:Dr. Strangelove gets even stranger.
Colorblock Note Cube: Bears a funny resemblance to a device invented by Mr. Rubik.
God knows why, but now you can put socks on your chair legs with these special chair socks and make your furniture look like a golfer, a 1980’s valley girl, or a kid from the 1970’s with the stereotypical three ring socks pulled up as high as they can go. Plus, they may or may not work to style up peg legs. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
Your laptop won’t dare overheat if you are using this Chairman Mao Laptop Cooling Pad. The pad is USB powered and features calligraphy of one of Chairman Mao’s own poems. It will elevate your computer above your lap and you can trust the Chairman to spread the cooling equally. If only he were still alive to see his namesake product in action.
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