
Teachers have a real battle on their hands when it comes to cheating in the classroom. Today’s slackers have turned to gadgets in their quest for good grades—and now you can add walkie talkie pens to their aresenal. Obviously, this method is not without its risks. The pens are a tad conspicuous and you might draw attention to yourself when you call out: “Breaker breaker, this is Cheech calling for Chong. I’ve hit a roadblock. What the answer to number 20? Come on.”
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Enjoy your favorite herbs straight from the skull cavity of these Cheech and Chong stash jars. The ceramic heads come as a set, so my advice is to use the spare for cookies and keep them close together. One stop shopping my friend.
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These Cheech and Chong action figures give you a fine example of why taking Quaaludes is not such a good idea. Unless you have a secret desire for pink tutus, nipple tassels or fishnet socks to be worn in public.
It also gives you a fine idea of the highbrow type of movie you will be watching if you you rent ‘Up in Smoke’. Each figure comes complete with a big fatty joint. Just to mellow out the Quaaludes, of course.
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Cheech and Chong, those paragons of virtuous living. Commemorate their classic film career with this incense burner.
There are two types of people who typically burn incense: new age types and those trying to cover up the smell of something else burning. This gift would be perfect for the latter.
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