These sproutlets will do two things for you. First they will allow you to enjoy Chia Pet-style gardening without the depressing grandma edge that came from commercials that had a $4 budget, ran during “Wheel of Fortune” and ended with the phrase “Available at Walgreens, Rite Aid, and other fine stores”. Secondly, you’ll have a fake duck giving you a perpetual look of gratification, as if to thank you for slowly and masterfully harvesting him a head of Vanilla Ice hair…Right On.
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If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
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The best way to celebrate the revolutionary life of Che Guevara is in Chia pet form. Nothing says guerrilla warfare like a box full of chia sprouts. They just have to find a way to fit a beret on top to get that perfect touch.
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Fill the ceramic torso of iRobot with the included peat / seeds and marvel at the power of nature as he grows a grass head. Perfect for any caring, nurturing nerd with an out-of-control spending problem.
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