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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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Smack Sammy on the head and he shakes and spins in ecstasy until you smack him again. Kinky. He also features wild, stretchy silicone hair that enhances his dramatic movement.
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These gourmet grilling seasonings will add a lot of flavor to most anything you are going to be grilling and they will do it with a sense of humor. Use the Road Kill Grill for steaks, chops, ribs or chicken, Fish-Tail Seasonings for your seafood and Fowl Stuff for all birds. If their taste is as good as their humor you are in for a treat.
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Designed to stick on the undercarriage of your laptop, these pink balls are the easiest and most sexually ambiguous way to keep your computer cool.
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These faux paper plates will give you the same old fashioned look of a paper plate that you have grown up with, but these also give you the strength and re-usability of melamine. They are dishwasher safe but not microwave safe, so you had best keep these for your outdoor eating needs and not try to use them as everyday plates. The last thing you need is to melt your chicken nuggets into a ball of plastic in the microwave. Cups are available as well, sold in sets of 4.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of May 25th-31st, 2009:
Moose Clipboard: Includes Moose pen!
Gloomy Face Shape Mobile Phone Stand: Cellphones bleed?
Tetris Pots: Plant & play.
The Party Pump: Dispenses your wine like condiments.
Outhouse and Toilet Paper String Lights: Festively farty.
The classic rubber chicken is a novelty icon, but few know that it has obnoxious, trashy relatives that live in the sticks. These particular chickens also crow in pain when squeezed or smacked. Seriously though, they deserved to be throttled for wearing something like that. A bikini-clad version is available after the break.
