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It always sucks when you think you’re about to enjoy a swig of Mountain Dew and you accidentally reach for a can of chicken stock instead. You get your brain and taste buds all prepared and you get that “Hell yeah” pre-taste going, and instead of Dewey goodness you get an uninvited guest who crashes the party in your mouth. This cakewich baking pan will create those moments.
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As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Shoe Horn Garden Pot: Grows a useful gadget.
Crazy Monkey: Get your hands off this monkey’s banana.
Motion-Activated Traffic Light Dog Toy: Red means stop chewing on my stuff.
Flickin’ Chicken: It’s like horsehoes, but with chicken choking.
USB Cannon Speaker: Blasts out the music.
The objective of Flickin’ Chicken is simple—see who can toss their chicken and hit or land on the target pad the most times. The manufacturers encourage you to make up your own rules, so I say that tossing the chicken on the target should be followed up by a “snaps” masturbation joke challenge.
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Indulge your inner zombie by cracking a skull and eating brains for breakfast. It won’t take much imagination on your part when you use this lifelike, pewter skull egg cup. Not for the squeamish, particularly that early in the morning.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 7th-13th, 2009:
Thumb Sumo: Thumb wars go Sumo.
Shotgun Drink Dispenser: Nothing goes together like liquor and guns.
Stress Relieving Pop Can Toy with Chickens Cluck: Nothing relieves stress like opening up a pop-top can of live chicken.
Walking Light Bulb: This light bulb’s boots are made for walking.
Spider Whack Ping Pong: The itsy bitsy spider runs into a big problem.
Stress toys like this one fall in line with the Japanese “infinite toy” craze—trinkets that simulate a pleasurable experience over and over again. This can include bubble wrap, knuckle cracking and pop-top simulators. This particular pop-top simulator also features an inexplicable clucking chicken sound effect each time the can is “opened.”
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 24th-30th, 2009:
Character Bags: Like origami for shopping bags.
Div Pro Tool: For smoking cigars and shotgunning beers on the golf course.
Ghostly Pirate Ship Shade: A scary night light.
ElectraPour: Illuminates your liquor.
Diablo The Satanic Chicken: Who would dare eat a satanic chicken?
Who would dare eat a satanic chicken? With his human skull helmet, evil whoopie cushion, Necronomicon and oversized novelty bacon accessories, Diablo just might conjure up some sort of voodoo spell over your KFC.
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