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Your Christmas tree ornaments don’t have to be all about snowmen and angels. A dinosaur egg that is in the middle of hatching gives the holiday a whole different feeling. Think about how much more fun all of the Christmas specials would be if there were raptors running loose in all of them.
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What could be more dysfunctional than hiding liquor inside a Christmas ornament? If you happen to live with someone with a drinking problem, and your tree smells like booze, you can catch them in the act by covering the tree in bell ornaments. Every time a bell rings, someone is getting loaded.
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A close relative of the unzipped glass ziploc bag, this porcelain cardboard box will give you the look of used box, but one that lasts much longer. For the ultimate in realism it includes staples and a strip of tape. A great Christmas gift to confuse the recipient as long as you are sure to pack it in a cardboard gift box.
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Don’t let one whiny and skeptical kid ruin Christmas for all the other children. If one kid tries using a little too much common sense to question the existence of Santa, all you need to do is leave a bunch of clues around to counter it. That kid will have no reason to believe there is no Santa when he finds all this stuff left behind: glasses, a torn piece of red suit, a large coat button, a boot prints, a sleigh bell on a red ribbon, a toy list, reindeer hoof prints and Santa’s glove. Get yourself a little red and green crime scene tape to complete the illusion.
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Nothing is going to brighten up your Christmas like half a dozen grenades. In keeping with the spirit of the season, they are all a nice and shiny chrome color. It may seem more festive if they were red and green, but that isn’t really in keeping with the grenade spirit.
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Tis’ the season to decorate your home with these bloody handprint adhesives. Just make sure you clear out the Halloween clutter by the 1st of the month, because a cornucopia and manger scene are waiting to move in and give that same real estate a two month exorcism.
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Covering your tree with boob decorations this Christmas should help lighten the mood when family members who secretly hate each other gather together for awkward Holiday tension. If all goes well, they may be too busy laughing to argue, and you can remember fondly the year when “Nippley, The White Porcelain Tit” saved Christmas.
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You have to figure that a couple salt and pepper shaker coffins on the dinner table will get conversation going. Each coffin has a “Nightmare Before Christmas” graphic theme on it and since the Salt has Christmas Jack it could be considered a holiday decoration. A nice accessory for the exceptionally ghoulish.
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I’m sure this is what the manufacturer of Continental radial engines had in mind when they designed and built these in the 30’s. Rather than powering an antique aircraft, this “pristinely restored ” engine is now available as a limited edition coffee table and conversation piece for your home, office or hangar with a nicely polished splined propeller shaft as your centerpiece. A limited edition stripped down Jacobs radial engine is also available with exposed pistons and crankshaft. A photo is available after the break.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 15th-21st 2008:
David Copperfield Magic Bookends: Mini David walks through your porn collection.
Glass Bottle Collection: Fine china for bachelors.
Cornhole Games: Google gets all up in your cornhole.
Ants On My Cup and Saucer: Those aren’t sprinkles…
Nightmare Before Christmas Hand-Warming Egg: The greatest medical gadget ever invented?
The next five gadgets are available after the break…
